Why Aren't We Talking About The Gays Of Hormuz?

The war in Iran rages on. Trump has threatened to “destroy a civilisation”.

To be fair, I do have sympathy for him - I feel that way every time I skip a meal. It’s a good thing I don’t have access to the nuclear codes; if I missed even one breakfast, I’d want to nuke Iran too.

This all comes back to the Strait of Hormuz. Let’s be honest about this: no on…