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Marko Arčabić's avatar

" I am going to kill that slag" made me actually laugh out loud...

Good one, I do miss your comments on the daily news my man, they give me a chuckle and you actually have a brain to have a decent comment too

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Claudia von Ayres's avatar

It is a threat I tell my husband if he cheats on me. Does he want to be responsible of an innocent slag death?! 🤭

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Marko Arčabić's avatar

One does not discuss taste

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Claudia von Ayres's avatar

Yup! Bitches be crazy and slags will always be killing slags, with their high heal slag shoes. What can the innocent toxic white males do!?

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Marko Arčabić's avatar

Enjoy the ride and hope to be only a bit stabbed

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Claudia von Ayres's avatar

You are a crazy South African woman's dream come true 😘👌

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Bull Hubbard's avatar

Big beautiful bombs. The mother of all bombs and one or two bombs-in-law. Really really great bombs. The best bombs. American made bombs.

When is Gammon Cam coming back?

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Claudia von Ayres's avatar

Gammon Cam is now only for the pussy that is between the legs of FFs beautifully twisted brown bird. Out off all the pussies in the world, the pussy that FF loves is only worthy of such vehement perfection. Sorry but Gam Cam will never return unless you are the prophesied brown bird of FF dreams.👌

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Bull Hubbard's avatar

I'll need more time in the oven to reach that degree of brown. Will sage stuffing work?

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Claudia von Ayres's avatar

Love this so much🤗 It is a good question for the brown bird loving Francis Foster. But, you had me at sage stuffing. 😘👌

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Claudia von Ayres's avatar

Francisco, Dave Smith has been on Unsecured more times than Piers Morgan. I am struggling to know who is the host of the show and who isn't. I'm like, "When will Dave Smith have Piers back on Unsecured?"

Big girls love a good midnight hammering and so do the skinny ones. However, you'll be the big one that will get the hammering by us skinny gals🤪👍. FF you are a man after my own heart.

Warning ⚠️ The next content is at an alarming level of over sharing!

Is has become my new family tradition( torture) to announce when nature calls, "I am going to drop a B2( Big 💩) in the Ayatoilet" I blame Tousi TV for this brain rot of mine. I take no responsibility like a proper adult in 2025.

FF you should be more like Dave Smith. The world needs more of the comedian's moral opinions and guidance. You, yourself know how morally pure comedian's are. The epitome of saintliness. Let's worship the wisdom and brilliance of the comedian. Amen 🙏

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Benny Har-Even's avatar

Cracking stuff Francis. Clearly all those that look down on a 2:2 in drama from Essex University are on The Wrong Side of History.

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ordinary woman's avatar

That a pretty good summation Francis!

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Krista Maddiss's avatar

In that video, Trump is like a disappointed parent at wits-end.

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Claudia von Ayres's avatar

If Trump is the parent here, then I have to say he is a child bring up childern or more commonly known as the blind leading the blind.

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Barryonthefly's avatar

BHAHAHAHA, wait, you made me laugh at Armageddon

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Ægidius's avatar

Well now I am informed *and* entertained.

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Spring's avatar

Great job

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