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Alan's avatar

Brilliant and oh so true 👍

S Hornby's avatar

You have a brilliant way of writing. The way you describe Prince Harry.... amazing. You are hilarious, sir.

I had heard the term "nonce" before and knew vaguely what it meant but had no idea that was its origin. Wow.

Deckard1979's avatar

Big respect for using the Monkey Island theme🫡

TJ's avatar

Andrew's arrest had nothing to do with his noncing, it's related to suspected corruption. They don't care about the former, it's obviously not seen as an issue worthy of investigation.

Giulia55's avatar

Funniest guy around! Love ya Francis.

Amy From Michigan's avatar

So great! Funny and depressing and horrifying all at once.

Neil Harrison's avatar

You have to laugh otherwise you'd cry. Love your writing Francis!

Lorna's avatar

Reminds me of that show Milf Island on 30 Rock, which became an actual real show I think

Balboy's avatar

I find myself reading this in your London accent lol. Hilarious as always

Lady Shalot's avatar

Pretty well sums everything up

Alan Jurek's avatar

Francis, you should seriously think about getting into comedy, you'd be very good at it !