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Lizzie's avatar

If Hollywood wants to make movies about women who become the leaders they are meant to be, hire someone to write a script about one such woman. There are plenty in history to choose from. Don’t re-write a fairy tale that was made into a ground-breaking animated feature meant for 5 year olds. Then you won’t have to worry about having a brainwashed know-it-all arrogant 22 year old sinking the movie before it even gets panned on Rotten Tomatoes.

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Screen & Spleen's avatar

Or marry a conservative. Great reply.

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Kathy Leicester's avatar

Francis, you make me laugh out loud in a way that makes me happy for the rest of the day.

Thank you.

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Amy From Michigan's avatar

This was fantastic! Laughed myself silly.

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J McCauley's avatar

CAN'T...STOP...LAUGHING!!

(okay maybe I did, but just for a minute.)

LAUGHING AGAIN!

Thanks again Frank! Keep 'em coming!

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Dean The Sated Ire's avatar

My first reaction to seeing Rachel Zigzag speak was revulsion, then I felt sorry for her. She's just repeating the usual mantras, albeit in the most insufferable way. Then she kept talking and I just wanted it to stop. Now I want more. It's like a sore tooth I can't stop touching.

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Susan Hastings's avatar

Francis, I love it that you make us laugh whilst you are having a rant. I agree with everything you said. Poor children of today, having to negotiate such nonsense.

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Andy's avatar

So glad you mentioned Run Lola Run - such a great film!

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Theodore Olson's avatar

Swear to God reading this aloud I adopted a Cockney accent or wherever you’re from, mate. Cheeahs! No, it’s fantastic!

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Cluis's avatar

Well judging by the stink on the thing, you might finally find yourself with a popular opinion and an audience across the political spectrum who agree with you. 😅 As I often say, a shared hatred is more fun than a common cause.

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Claudia von Ayres's avatar

Hey Francis, I believe only YouTubers are going to watch this film to create content for their subscribers, under the heading, " I watched this so you don't have to". WTF is that all about? Who the hell started that craze? I would still go watch it for a shag, but it better be a good one. 😘👌

https://youtu.be/dzk0yH9Achw?si=0HQkf0bH_7nDyQHf

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Ingrid van den Berg's avatar

Oh my Lord, I cried with laughter the whole way through your article, Francis. There are lines in this piece that I am going to print out and frame.

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Claudia von Ayres's avatar

Hey Francis, I watched the Barbie movie because I wanted my husband to give me a good shag afterwards. I would have much preferred to have watched Oppenhiemer. I know you would go and watch the Snow White movie if you knew a hot brown bird would spread her legs for you. You and I are very much alike in that department.

I love sex, as it is beautiful and worth the sacrifice.

I saw you on Bad Guys Gone Good and I you said you don't watch porn. I gather that it is because you become addicted.

I have an artists mind and I see the woman's body and pleasure as art. I also hold a pagan idea of the female beauty; It is there to be worshipped as a goddess. Porn used to be a display of this worship. A sensual and exotic veiw of the pleasure and magic a woman feels when a man is inside her. Now when you look at porn is just looks like when I would used to smash Ken and Barbie together after finding out how babies are made. It's just not how it is done. Porn is now made by ignorant kids that have no idea about the nature of the birds and the bees. I feel porn is a natural part of our mating dance. A heritage of fertile bliss. Now it has become our infertile rot. However, I refuse to give up on feminine bueaty and pleasure. Women don't need Hollywood to make them into heroes. Feeling life inside you and then have it sleeping in your arms is far greater then heroism. No matter how much a man puts us down he will never know how that feels. Islam can not spread and take over the way it has without the power and life that women can bring into existence. You can say all of your problems are because of woman. It is true. A woman gave birth to Hitler but also remember a woman gave birth to Churchill. Without woman there is no birth, war or love.. We all came from a virgina. Men want to be a hero to be relevant. I don't understand why women want to the equal to something that needs to prove their relevance. A women never has to do that. The more women think they need to be a man makes them less relevant. In the movie Aliens I understand the Alien queen way better then the lesbian hero. The Alien was protecting her babies, her future linage. The queen Alien was a mumma. Ripley and the Alien were not fighting over a man. I will do worse to a woman drying harm my baby that what the Alein did to Ripley and her crew. Heroines or women heros are mothers. Why are women trying to be like men when men can't be a woman or a mother, well not biologically? Is that not what being equal is all about? If a men can't be a women than that is equal to that of women can't be men.

Although I have heard your jokes before I never tire of them. I just love you humour and banter. Makes me so happy. Love you 😍

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Giulia Hunt's avatar

So funny, witty. I must see your live act! All that aside, some great points made here too!

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Marc F's avatar

completely agree!

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Marko Arčabić's avatar

You won’t watch it because it is shit.

Get on T, I want to see that violence

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