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Claudia von Ayres's avatar

"I never want to hear about “woman’s intuition” ever again."

Oiy! You just apologised to the conspiracy theorists, and mark my words, you will be apologising to all of us women too very soon. "Women's intuition" is the female version of the wanker living in his mum's basement. "I don't know, know but I know." Hillary Clinton is a lizard person like the Royals. They can't have women's intuition, well, that's my women's intuition. Total legit mate, my source is the Sandman 🤪👌

Love you 🤗

Tod Meinke's avatar

Excellent work, Francis!

Jack's avatar

Wonder if that’s why Bill recently decided to “moderate” on climate change. The canceled of the world are more forgiving than the purists…but nobody likes pedos. He’ll find no quarter.

Claudia von Ayres's avatar

Unless you are Muhammed 🤷‍♀️

Jack's avatar

Ole Mo is a fucking nobody in my book, so, still rhetorically correct!

Hauser's avatar

Funniest offering from Francis yet - but instead of reading it, I highly recommend listening to it through the deadpan AI reading assistant option (play button symbol) located at the top right of the article - it raises it to a whole new level of comedy gold. We nearly p***ed ourselves laughing by the end…

Robert King's avatar

Well, one thing these conspirators weren't very good at is actually covering things up. I'm sure lizardfolk would have been more effective

Laurence Temojin's avatar

Makes me wonder why we call these fools “elite.” If they were so elite, how are they so stupid? This is a clear example of hubris eroding any amount of intelligence that made you one of the “elite.” I say we stop worshipping these idiots and treat them as we would a plumber, electrician, brick layer, or teacher.

Ian Watkins's avatar

I think they are covered by the phrase "Highly intelligent idiots".

One I use frequently to describe our political class.

Rob Sandman's avatar

Is it ok if I do a take of this for my stack, Francis? The Irish Alchemist(me, Rob Sandman) went to a Christian Brothers School, I won't say anything about what happened because I was a fighter and biter, so was just beat up rather than the other...

Moonraker's avatar

I went to Christian Brothers school as well. Getting beaten with Leather Straps by Red faced Irishmen in Black Clerical Robes. And it was free.

Costs me a fortune now !

Stuart Penney's avatar

Lovely writing, sir!

Joe Corrao's avatar

You sure do. I'll trade you a year's membership for use of that caricature icon.

Joe Corrao's avatar

and...KK didn't like his caricature?

elisa doyle's avatar

Francis, you are pure AWESOMENESS!

Quantum Zeitgeist's avatar

I think at this rate, whatever conspiracy is suggested, you should bet on that rather than the alternative. For so many its about 100 vs 0 in favour of the conspiracy theorists. At this rate, I'm waiting for disclosure to learn that the royal family are actual lizards as expoused by David Icke! ;)

Roisin Clarke's avatar

Well said as always.

Lorna's avatar

why didn't you read it Francis, it would be perfect 😆